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  1. 05.06.2008, 23:37. Михаил Дмитриев в теме
    «Опровержение принципа эквивалентности (ОТО).»
    ... collisionally destroyed planetesimal it became clear almost immediately that the mass or for a given volume density...
  2. 10.01.2008, 20:57. Victor Kvitko в теме
    «Загадка от Виктора Квитко»
    ... message we will commence processing for publication immediately sincerely yours e j van der wolk ernest j van der wolk journal manager physics letters a editorial-production journals department elsevier b v p o box 2759 radarweg 29 1000 ct amsterdam 1043 nx amsterdam the netherlands tel 31 20 485 2634 fax 31 20 485 2440 e-mail e wolk elsevier com dr victor kvitko russian federation phone not available fax not available e-mail dolgoletie bk ru amsterdam 30 march 2006 our reference pla 15503 re mathematical disproof of lorentz mathematics and einstein s relativity theory to be published in physics letters a dear dr kvitko we have received your article for publication and would like to thank you for choosing physics letters a please read the content of this e-mail carefully and check that your contact details are correct so we can contact you if needed the reference for your article is pla 15503 which should be quoted in all correspondence the attachments to this e-mail are in pdf format to view and print an attachment you will need adobe reader which is free to download from http www adobe com if you would prefer to receive the forms by fax or mail then please inform us immediately by replying to this e-mail with the relevant...
  3. 22.12.2007, 02:48. Victor Kvitko в теме
    «ТЕОРИЯ ОТНОСИТЕЛЬНОСТИ ЭЙНШТЕЙНА ОПРОВЕРГНУТА МАТЕМАТИКОЙ»
    ... message we will commence processing for publication immediately sincerely yours e j van der wolk ernest j van der wolk journal manager physics letters a editorial-production journals department elsevier b v p o box 2759 radarweg 29 1000 ct amsterdam 1043 nx amsterdam the netherlands tel 31 20 485 2634 fax 31 20 485 2440 e-mail e wolk elsevier com dr victor kvitko russian federation phone not available fax not available e-mail dolgoletie bk ru amsterdam 30 march 2006 our reference pla 15503 re mathematical disproof of lorentz mathematics and einstein s relativity theory to be published in physics letters a dear dr kvitko we have received your article for publication and would like to thank you for choosing physics letters a please read the content of this e-mail carefully and check that your contact details are correct so we can contact you if needed the reference for your article is pla 15503 which should be quoted in all correspondence the attachments to this e-mail are in pdf format to view and print an attachment you will need adobe reader which is free to download from http www adobe com if you would prefer to receive the forms by fax or mail then please inform us immediately by replying to this e-mail with the relevant...
  4. 03.06.2006, 17:25. valex в теме
    «К фак vs 31 кафедра»
    ... the guy did his summer interim at ms and the ms guys immediately recognized him as a genius and his not...
  5. 23.05.2006, 04:29. valex в теме
    «А как устраиваются девушки, окончившие факультет К?»
    ... register company doesn t mean to start generate money immediately do your basic business start math to calculate...
  6. 06.03.2006, 17:40. valex в теме
    «почему?..»
    ... make decision what to code and by which way almost immediately just after looking on the environment constrain...
  7. 12.12.2005, 02:58. valex в теме
    «Творческая работа или высокая зарплата?»
    ... words at job interview i would finish our meeting immediately you are not surprised by my conclusion...
  8. 19.10.2005, 21:04. Niemand в теме
    «Юмор»
    ... further elections congress and the senate will be immediately disbanded the cost savings will be used to fund the feeding of the entire third world in recognition of their abilities and previous benefit to society all members of the congress and senate will be conscripted into junior positions overseas in this program and thereafter given regular geography and spelling tests your new government will work diligently to upgrade your new status as a crown colony e g pitcairn island and the falkland islands to a dominion e g canada and australia unfortunately the dire problems caused by 229 years of misrule will be hard to eradicate consequently the transition from colonial to dominion status is likely to take at least ten years as a crown colony the following regulations are to be implemented immediately 1 god created the english language and you put a nasty accent on his her wonderful creation those not speaking correctly will be fined 100 this is your new currency all paper dollars in circulation are to be recycled into an appropriate product such as lavatory paper or the national enquirer per day until a satisfactory accent is achieved persistent offenders will be jailed and required to share cells with long term inmates of dubious sexual orientation 2 the mispronunciation of such words as tomato and aluminium is henceforth forbidden in future all english words will be spelled correctly u is a letter which you should not be ashamed to use colour is the correct spelling not color there is no suffix that s the end of the word dummy spelled -ize it is -ise as in demise the penalty for non-compliance will be to be given congressional status and shipped off to some hellhole in the sudan or afghanistan 3 the historical truth is to be taught in school the so called war of independence is to be renamed the great treacherous revolution and subsequent events to be compared unfavourably with the cuban and russian revolutions the war of 1812 was much more than the battle of new orleans which took place after your surrender at the treaty of ghent you started it by invading canada and got thoroughly whipped by a few canadians and indians also liberating british redcoats burned your capital city washington to the ground in future this day is to be celebrated as a national public holiday replacing the ridiculous martin luther king holiday 4 in the unlikely event your colonial masters decide to go to war you will not wait three years before joining in once all the real fighting has been done and the war s outcome almost decided as happened on the last two occasions 5 driving on the wrong side of the road clearly affects the cars you manufacture similar in quality to those produced in her majesty s realm 30 years ago in other words they are complete crap driving on the left side of the road is to be made compulsory with immediate effect all cars the term automobile is no longer allowed will drive on the left trucks and other heavy vehicles are to follow six weeks later 6 one of the greatest benefits of colonial rule is that you will be allowed to pay the correct price for petrol the word gas is hereby outlawed or approximately 8 per gallon in terms of your old currency apart from getting that warm fuzzy feeling of sharing this achievement with your new colonial masters you will find this immediately corrects your budget and trade deficits 7 in future the special relationship shall mean we are the boss and when we say jump then you jump not vice versa as has unfortunately been happening all too often in recent years 8 fighting islamic terrorists while funding irish ones is no longer acceptable 9 all games where being a genetic freak is the only essential pre-requisite such as basketball and american football are to be outlawed games of skill such as cricket and soccer are to become compulsory understanding the difference between the cricketing positions of silly mid wicket and square leg will become compulsory for university entrance 10 typical american beer is so diabolical it is to be immediately renamed low alcohol flavourless lager substitute lafls or gnat s piss gp until such time as her majesty s breweries have had time to correct the situation 11 all hand guns and non-sporting rifles other than those held by the police and armed forces are to be immediately destroyed the national rifle association...

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