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Слово «benefit»
впервые сказано пользователем Niemand 19.10.2005 в 21:04,
и с тех пор употреблялось 12 раз.
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  1. 13.06.2013, 01:24. Лопотам в теме
    «Компромисс-1»
    ... heart spirit meaning of a phrase profit advantage benefit gain rebirth in paradise entering nirvana mind...
  2. 29.11.2011, 01:35. Chegevarabest в теме
    «The English Language - just in case you are interested»
    ... level of knowledge of the language however they could benefit someone who is a bigger intermediate level...
  3. 09.10.2011, 14:50. .kkursor в теме
    «Помогите настроить bind»
    ... here and enable the line below this will make you benefit from its cache thus reduce overall dns traffic in the internet forwarders 195 178 222 2 79 135 229 194 modern versions of bind use a random udp port for each outgoing query by default in order to dramatically reduce the possibility of cache poisoning all users are strongly encouraged to utilize this feature and to configure their firewalls to accommodate it as a last resort in order to get around a restrictive firewall policy you can try enabling the option below use of this option will significantly reduce your ability to withstand cache poisoning attacks and should be avoided if at all possible query-source address port nnnnn first in your etc resolv conf so this server will be queried also make sure to enable it in etc rc conf the traditional root hints mechanism use this or the slave zones below zone type hint file named root slaving the following zones from the root name servers has some significant advantages 1 faster local resolution for your users 2 no spurious traffic will be sent from your network to the roots 3 greater resilience to any potential root server failure ddos on the other hand this method requires more monitoring than the hints file to be sure that an unexpected failure mode has not incapacitated your server name servers that are serving a lot of clients will benefit more from this approach than individual hosts...
  4. 09.10.2011, 01:37. jiffy в теме
    «The C Programming Language.»
    ... indents make things easier to read and have the added benefit of warning you when you re nesting your functions...
  5. 12.05.2010, 14:05. davinchi в теме
    «Могила неизвестного насильника»
    ... the professional abilities or the sex of those who benefit from them и всё объявляем славян низшей рассой...
  6. 02.05.2007, 14:14. ChuMaster в теме
    «Быдлокодерство»
    ... better job at stating universal truths with the added benefit of being easily readable i don t buy the excuse...
  7. 19.10.2005, 21:04. Niemand в теме
    «Юмор»
    ... world in recognition of their abilities and previous benefit to society all members of the congress and senate will be conscripted into junior positions overseas in this program and thereafter given regular geography and spelling tests your new government will work diligently to upgrade your new status as a crown colony e g pitcairn island and the falkland islands to a dominion e g canada and australia unfortunately the dire problems caused by 229 years of misrule will be hard to eradicate consequently the transition from colonial to dominion status is likely to take at least ten years as a crown colony the following regulations are to be implemented immediately 1 god created the english language and you put a nasty accent on his her wonderful creation those not speaking correctly will be fined 100 this is your new currency all paper dollars in circulation are to be recycled into an appropriate product such as lavatory paper or the national enquirer per day until a satisfactory accent is achieved persistent offenders will be jailed and required to share cells with long term inmates of dubious sexual orientation 2 the mispronunciation of such words as tomato and aluminium is henceforth forbidden in future all english words will be spelled correctly u is a letter which you should not be ashamed to use colour is the correct spelling not color there is no suffix that s the end of the word dummy spelled -ize it is -ise as in demise the penalty for non-compliance will be to be given congressional status and shipped off to some hellhole in the sudan or afghanistan 3 the historical truth is to be taught in school the so called war of independence is to be renamed the great treacherous revolution and subsequent events to be compared unfavourably with the cuban and russian revolutions the war of 1812 was much more than the battle of new orleans which took place after your surrender at the treaty of ghent you started it by invading canada and got thoroughly whipped by a few canadians and indians also liberating british redcoats burned your capital city washington to the ground in future this day is to be celebrated as a national public holiday replacing the ridiculous martin luther king holiday 4 in the unlikely event your colonial masters decide to go to war you will not wait three years before joining in once all the real fighting has been done and the war s outcome almost decided as happened on the last two occasions 5 driving on the wrong side of the road clearly affects the cars you manufacture similar in quality to those produced in her majesty s realm 30 years ago in other words they are complete crap driving on the left side of the road is to be made compulsory with immediate effect all cars the term automobile is no longer allowed will drive on the left trucks and other heavy vehicles are to follow six weeks later 6 one of the greatest benefits of colonial rule is that you will be allowed...

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