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  1. 01.08.2012, 00:42. cube eyed в теме
    «Поконсультируйте заграничного человека»
    well at least for next three years it does technically now mephi s diploma have no legal power outside of the country since russia joined bologna process like ten years ago and education in our university following this norms started quite recently this or last year i hope someone would correct me here and for academic part i can only say that structure of russian science assume that academic research is carried out by special research institutions and neither of nrnu units is one i m not sure how that affects it s educational status and therefore acceptance rates though so you can easily abandon all that i ve said to you local sceptics believe that mephi stuck in 80-s frankly they are correct in something we have here quite high level of applied physics in departments who maintain contact with aforementioned research institutes moderate at best in ones who don t and we just suck in modern theoretical science
  2. 26.07.2012, 10:19. Dale Northrop в теме
    «Чем отличаются между собой специальности факультета КиБ»
    http cis mephi ru universysws asp wci we wcp specialitet действительно на платное на ибас...
  3. 04.07.2012, 20:16. lamen в теме
    «Говорят, что физики открыли "частицу Бога"»
    http press web cern ch press pressreleas 2 pr17 12e html pr17 12 04 07 2012 cern experiments observe particle consistent with long-sought higgs boson geneva 4 july 2012 at a seminar held at cern1 today as a curtain raiser to the year s major particle physics conference ichep2012 in melbourne the atlas and cms experiments presented their latest preliminary results in the search for the long sought higgs particle both experiments observe a new particle in the mass region around 125-126 gev we observe in our data clear signs of a new particle at the level of 5 sigma in the mass region around 126 gev the outstanding performance of the lhc and atlas and the huge efforts of many people have brought us to this exciting stage said atlas experiment spokesperson fabiola gianotti but a little more time is needed to prepare these results for publication the results are preliminary but the 5 sigma signal at around 125 gev we re seeing is dramatic this is indeed a new particle we know it must be a boson and it s the heaviest boson ever found said cms experiment spokesperson joe incandela the implications are very significant and it is precisely for this reason that we must be extremely diligent in all of our studies and cross-checks it s hard not to get excited by these results said cern research director sergio bertolucci we stated last year that in 2012 we would either find a new higgs-like particle or exclude the existence of the standard model higgs with all the necessary caution it looks to me that we are at a branching point the observation of this new particle indicates the path for the future towards a more detailed understanding of what we re seeing in the data the results presented today are labelled preliminary they are based on data collected in 2011 and 2012 with the 2012 data still under analysis publication of the analyses shown today is expected around the end of july a more complete picture of today s observations will emerge later this year after the lhc provides the experiments with more data the next step will be to determine the precise nature of the particle and its significance for our understanding of the universe are its properties as expected for the long-sought higgs boson the final missing ingredient in the standard model of particle physics or is it something more exotic the standard model describes the fundamental particles from which we and every visible thing in the universe are made and the forces acting between them all the matter that we can see however appears to be no more than about 4 of the total a more exotic version of the higgs particle could be a bridge to understanding the 96 of the universe that remains obscure we have reached a milestone in our understanding of...
  4. 25.06.2012, 22:43. Schufter в теме
    «Юмор»
    ... limericks and songs but in the interests of brevity we include only the following it is based upon a traditional song one hundred bottles of beer on the wall which could be written in mathematical notation n bottles of beer on the wall n bottles of beer you take one down and pass it around n 1 bottles of beer on the wall the song begins at n 100 and then repeats until there are no bottles of beer remaining it is often sung by children on long car rides as a way of keeping them busy the following mathematical variant is an amusing way to keep the children occupied a bit longer aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall aleph-null bottles of beer you take one down and pass it around aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall q what is a topologist a someone who cannot distinguish between a doughnut and a coffee cup q what s yellow linear...
  5. 20.04.2012, 22:13. jiffy в теме
    «о "Дне Победы"»
    ... парусит и его тяжело таскать во-вторых подтекст ясен we will rock you в сторону омерики в смысле ужо мы...
  6. 12.03.2012, 07:35. Antolflash в теме
    «поговорим о любви»
    we are all alone born alone die alone and in spite of true romance magazines we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that in spite of our company we were alone the whole way i do not say lonely at least...
  7. 29.02.2012, 11:13. Наталья Остапенко в теме
    «Роль в Microsoft для выпускников 2011 - 2012 гг»
    ... developing new or improving existing solution practices we have an indirect sales model predicated on effective recruitment development management and support of a highly productive partner channel the partner technology advisor pta is a senior technology role intended to develop and guide microsoft s managed partners solution practices your specific pta role responsibilities will include partner technical sales capacity development support the partner account manager pam in partner business planning partner portfolio development sales pipeline reviews periodic business reviews as well as other areas where the pta s knowledge of the partner could be of assistance in impacting the partner business and relationship assess microsoft partner technology sales capacity by using a consistent process applying an established set of criteria to provide a foundation for the microsoft partner s development plan and establish gives and gets with the partner present solutions and product technical knowledge in one-to-one one-to-few and one-to-many engagements co-selling with microsoft partners as a part of partner development engage with microsoft partners on first sales opportunities with new solution practices or with new versions of microsoft technologies coach microsoft partners on effective product demonstration techniques and tools as well as demonstrate the products when necessary to...
  8. 16.02.2012, 19:59. jiffy в теме
    «Жизнь на деньги от покера. Реально ли?»
    well we drove down to the far end of the car park back of...
  9. 08.02.2012, 14:20. obs в теме
    «USEFUL RESOURCES»
    oh yeah it s good mazagine we and some students used it for thousands for english...
  10. 29.12.2011, 14:32. Нателла Климанова в теме
    «Каменный ребус шумеро-аккадского шута.Прообраз Апокалипсиса.»
    ... поясу богородицы http www cprf info news articles we 59406 html было бы хорошо если бы заодно лидер партии...

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